My Life as Karen
Why I am so afraid to lose you when you’re not even mine?
(via thedsky)
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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference.
Kai, Lessons in Life #21 (via organicafe)
elvirusantrax:

C7 🚗💨

elvirusantrax:

C7 🚗💨

Aunque Naci En California, Soy De Origen Mexicana.